weightedcube:

when u and ur friends meet up after not seeing each other for ages

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My dearest one, my darling dear
Your mighty words astound me
But I’ve no need of mighty deeds
When I feel your arms around me


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lilpetrabbit:

a few days ago bf told me that a couple years ago when he played counterstrike he would respond to dudes getting angry and aggressive and hostile by saying “a kissaroo from me to you” in a slightly goofy friendly voice sort of like the voice you’d associate with a dog muppet.  he said they would absolutely lose their shit every time, insisting things like “i dont want a kissaroo from you!  only tall blonde girls!”.  they always said kissaroo.  i cant stop thinking about this


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wiltingboy:

the good thing about me is that you can not talk to me for 3 weeks and then talk to me and I’ll be fine and still care about you the same way I did before

the bad thing is that I do that to people and they don’t understand that sometimes I just don’t feel like interacting with people.


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chevvybar:

*uses “u” and “you” in the same sentence*


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allthelittlebeagles:

tacobelligerent:

things to ask a boy before you date him;

  • how do you feel about drake?
  • what are your thoughts on clothes marketed towards women?
  • iggy or nicki?
  • how do you feel about capitalism and its destruction of every walk of life?
  • do you use your blinkers while or before you change lanes?
  • why is darren wilson not arrested yet?
  • cheez-its or cheese nips?
  • should you mix patterns?

after these questions you should get a good idea of who he is as a person.

i like these


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"Would losing me even be a loss?"
(via unreturnedfeelings)

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khroma whispered: a robot who is constantly demanding that their human roommate help them with captchas.

roboticdreams:

what if they feel like they are lying by entering them themselves because it always says something like “prove you aren’t a robot”

so robot friend comes and tugs on your sleeve like “please come enter this for me i do not want to lie to the computer it is only doing its job”


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#the knife flipping omg

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bitchenwitch:

spoopyhawke:

oh my god oH my god OH MY GOD fuckin christ oh my god masculinity is so fragile oh my god

"wow i like that sweater you’re knitting" "IT’S NOT A SWEATER IT’S A BRO COZY CAN’T YOU SEE I’M A MAN??"


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