when u and ur friends meet up after not seeing each other for ages


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My dearest one, my darling dear
Your mighty words astound me
But I’ve no need of mighty deeds
When I feel your arms around me

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a few days ago bf told me that a couple years ago when he played counterstrike he would respond to dudes getting angry and aggressive and hostile by saying “a kissaroo from me to you” in a slightly goofy friendly voice sort of like the voice you’d associate with a dog muppet.  he said they would absolutely lose their shit every time, insisting things like “i dont want a kissaroo from you!  only tall blonde girls!”.  they always said kissaroo.  i cant stop thinking about this

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the good thing about me is that you can not talk to me for 3 weeks and then talk to me and I’ll be fine and still care about you the same way I did before

the bad thing is that I do that to people and they don’t understand that sometimes I just don’t feel like interacting with people.

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*uses “u” and “you” in the same sentence*

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things to ask a boy before you date him;

  • how do you feel about drake?
  • what are your thoughts on clothes marketed towards women?
  • iggy or nicki?
  • how do you feel about capitalism and its destruction of every walk of life?
  • do you use your blinkers while or before you change lanes?
  • why is darren wilson not arrested yet?
  • cheez-its or cheese nips?
  • should you mix patterns?

after these questions you should get a good idea of who he is as a person.

i like these

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"Would losing me even be a loss?"
(via unreturnedfeelings)

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khroma whispered: a robot who is constantly demanding that their human roommate help them with captchas.


what if they feel like they are lying by entering them themselves because it always says something like “prove you aren’t a robot”

so robot friend comes and tugs on your sleeve like “please come enter this for me i do not want to lie to the computer it is only doing its job”

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#the knife flipping omg

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oh my god oH my god OH MY GOD fuckin christ oh my god masculinity is so fragile oh my god

"wow i like that sweater you’re knitting" "IT’S NOT A SWEATER IT’S A BRO COZY CAN’T YOU SEE I’M A MAN??"

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